Author: 盐焗大龙虾 / Salted Lobster
Sypnosis:
Bao Ruan Ruan, after honing her survival skills to the max in an adventure-based survival game, reached the highest level of completion. However, she suddenly found herself in a showbiz novel, where she became a scapegoat for all sorts of scandals, a third rate celebrity, leading to her contract being terminated by her agency.
When Bao Ruan Ruan woke up, her original self was preparing to commit su*cide, standing on a ten-meter-high balcony. She immediately pulled her foot back from the edge.
—To live is the greatest wealth. Even if others are dead, she still wants to survive!
A month later, Bao Ruan Ruan, with a slender waist, long legs, fair skin, and a desire to stay alive, appeared on a program arranged by her new talent agency.
The audience resisted vehemently and wanted to see her make a fool of herself.
But:
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In a restaurant program, while others were busy with their businesses, she downloaded 18 papers from CNKI (China National Knowledge Infrastructure).
Analyzing the data: The main component of dishwashing liquid, dodecylbenzenesulfonic acid, can cause harm when there is a residue of 0.5% on the skin. The OZ brand dishwashing liquid has the least residue, so buy it!
Audience: ? Ordered!
In a wilderness survival program, while others tried to attract the audience, she checked if the doors and windows could be securely closed and if there were any illegal individuals on-site. She also took out a comprehensive vitamin tablet, gr*pe seed extract, cod liver oil, foot soaking bucket, traditional Chinese medicine foot soaking pack, and a neck massager, placing them devoutly by her bedside.
Audience: ?! Buy quickly, or it will be out of stock again!
When the media asked her how she managed to make the audience like her, Bao Ruan Ruan replied, “Misunderstanding, there’s never been any. I just want to live for another five hundred years.”
Audience: ??
Fans: “After becoming a fan of Ruan Ruan, my cervical spondylosis got better, and my asthma improved.”
“This child reminded me, I almost forgot to turn off the gas last time; she saved my life!”
“The girl said to be cautious of strangers, and I successfully reported a fugitive!”
Audience: !!
Her manager, Xue Jing, one of the heirs of the three major families in Beijing.
He wanted to complete his legend as the “unrivaled talent agent” in the entertainment industry and then go back to inherit his family business, but he encountered Bao Ruan Ruan on the way.
Xue Jing: I’ve arranged for you to participate in a variety show. You’ll go tomorrow.
Bao Ruan Ruan: Do you know the probability of dying on the way to work? Do you know the probability of having a workplace injury—
Xue Jing: ! Damn, she’s sharp!
#Important reminder: Any health supplements or tea mentioned in the text can have adverse effects when consumed without professional consultation. It is recommended to seek professional medical advice and focus on a balanced diet.
:: Chapters
- Ch 001 Failure to prevent irregularities leads to tears for loved ones. (Translated by Mio)
- Ch 002 Is the company's medical examination the most advanced? (Translated by Mio)
- Ch 003 If you die of anger, who can replace you? (Translated by Mio)
- Ch 004 Your back is the capital of revolution! (Translated by Mio)
- Ch 005 Today is not a good day to take the elevator. (Translated by Mio)
- Ch 006 On the safety of dishwashing liquid
- Ch 007 Audition for the role of a palace maid who is going to die
- Ch 008 Which character lives longer
- Ch 009 Ruanruan's cautiousness on the set
- Ch 010 Chenqie's crime doesn't deserve death
- Ch 011 Incredibly dangerous; she needs to be even more careful
- Ch 012 She doesn't want to lose her life while shooting
- Ch 013 Kitchen safety guidelines
- Ch 014 Our instructions manual wasn't written clearly enough.
- Ch 015 Shot? No, she could still be saved.
- Ch 016 I managed to survive another day (1)
- Ch 017 I managed to survive another day (2)
- Ch 018 I managed to survive another day (3)
- Ch 019 Survival strategies in Hengshan Village
- Ch 020 Survival strategies in the model competition
- Ch 021 Life-saving measures at high altitude
- Ch 022 Returning to Hengshan Village for Survival
- Ch 023 Continuing to survive in Hengshan Village
- Ch 024 Survival strategies for the Hengshan Village promotional video
- Ch 025 Survival strategies for watching dramas on livestream
- Ch 026 Survival strategies for the aftermath of the model competition
- Ch 027 Survival stories of the drama crew doctor & Hengshan Village
- Ch 028 Survival strategies for the sports meet
- Ch 029 Survival strategies for the tug-of-war competition
- Ch 030 Survival strategies for the advertisement shoot (1)
- Ch 031 Survival strategies for the advertisement shoot (2)
- Ch 032 Survival strategies for the dream sunroom (1)
- Ch 033 Survival strategies for the dream sunroom (2)
- Ch 034 Survival strategies for the dream sunroom (3)
- Ch 035 Survival strategies for the dream sunroom (4)
- Ch 036 Survival guide for living alone
- Ch 037 Survival strategies for the 1 million follower livestream
- Ch 038 Survival strategies for the milk tea inspection
- Ch 039 Survival strategies for the teacher's audition
- Ch 040 Survival strategies for a thunderstorm
- Ch 041 Survival strategies for watching the rival's variety show
- Ch 042 Survival strategies for song recording (1)
- Ch 043 Survival strategies for song recording (2)
- Ch 044 Survival strategies against fraud
- Ch 045 Survival strategies for the red carpet (1)
- Ch 046 Survival strategies for the red carpet (2)
- Ch 047 Survival strategies for the two-on-two competition (1)
- Ch 048 Survival strategies for the two-on-two competition (2)
- Ch 049 Survival strategies for receiving benefits
- Ch 050 Survival strategies for the dating show (1)
- Ch 051 Survival strategies for the dating show (2)