Author: 盐焗大龙虾 / Salted Lobster
Sypnosis:
Bao Ruan Ruan, after honing her survival skills to the max in an adventure-based survival game, reached the highest level of completion. However, she suddenly found herself in a showbiz novel, where she became a scapegoat for all sorts of scandals, a third rate celebrity, leading to her contract being terminated by her agency.
When Bao Ruan Ruan woke up, her original self was preparing to commit su*cide, standing on a ten-meter-high balcony. She immediately pulled her foot back from the edge.
—To live is the greatest wealth. Even if others are dead, she still wants to survive!
A month later, Bao Ruan Ruan, with a slender waist, long legs, fair skin, and a desire to stay alive, appeared on a program arranged by her new talent agency.
The audience resisted vehemently and wanted to see her make a fool of herself.
But:
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In a restaurant program, while others were busy with their businesses, she downloaded 18 papers from CNKI (China National Knowledge Infrastructure).
Analyzing the data: The main component of dishwashing liquid, dodecylbenzenesulfonic acid, can cause harm when there is a residue of 0.5% on the skin. The OZ brand dishwashing liquid has the least residue, so buy it!
Audience: ? Ordered!
In a wilderness survival program, while others tried to attract the audience, she checked if the doors and windows could be securely closed and if there were any illegal individuals on-site. She also took out a comprehensive vitamin tablet, gr*pe seed extract, cod liver oil, foot soaking bucket, traditional Chinese medicine foot soaking pack, and a neck massager, placing them devoutly by her bedside.
Audience: ?! Buy quickly, or it will be out of stock again!
When the media asked her how she managed to make the audience like her, Bao Ruan Ruan replied, “Misunderstanding, there’s never been any. I just want to live for another five hundred years.”
Audience: ??
Fans: “After becoming a fan of Ruan Ruan, my cervical spondylosis got better, and my asthma improved.”
“This child reminded me, I almost forgot to turn off the gas last time; she saved my life!”
“The girl said to be cautious of strangers, and I successfully reported a fugitive!”
Audience: !!
Her manager, Xue Jing, one of the heirs of the three major families in Beijing.
He wanted to complete his legend as the “unrivaled talent agent” in the entertainment industry and then go back to inherit his family business, but he encountered Bao Ruan Ruan on the way.
Xue Jing: I’ve arranged for you to participate in a variety show. You’ll go tomorrow.
Bao Ruan Ruan: Do you know the probability of dying on the way to work? Do you know the probability of having a workplace injury—
Xue Jing: ! Damn, she’s sharp!
#Important reminder: Any health supplements or tea mentioned in the text can have adverse effects when consumed without professional consultation. It is recommended to seek professional medical advice and focus on a balanced diet.
:: Chapters
- Ch 001 Failure to prevent irregularities leads to tears for loved ones. (Translated by Mio)
- Ch 002 Is the company's medical examination the most advanced? (Translated by Mio)
- Ch 003 If you die of anger, who can replace you? (Translated by Mio)
- Ch 004 Your back is the capital of revolution! (Translated by Mio)
- Ch 005 Today is not a good day to take the elevator. (Translated by Mio)
- Ch 006 On the safety of dishwashing liquid
- Ch 007 Audition for the role of a palace maid who is going to die
- Ch 008 Which character lives longer
- Ch 009 Ruanruan's cautiousness on the set
- Ch 010 Chenqie's crime doesn't deserve death
- Ch 011 Incredibly dangerous; she needs to be even more careful
- Ch 012 She doesn't want to lose her life while shooting
- Ch 013 Kitchen safety guidelines
- Ch 014 Our instructions manual wasn't written clearly enough.
- Ch 015 Shot? No, she could still be saved.
- Ch 016 I managed to survive another day (1)
- Ch 017 I managed to survive another day (2)
- Ch 018 I managed to survive another day (3)
- Ch 019 Survival strategies in Hengshan Village
- Ch 020 Survival strategies in the model competition
- Ch 021 Life-saving measures at high altitude
- Ch 022 Returning to Hengshan Village for Survival
- Ch 023 Continuing to survive in Hengshan Village
- Ch 024 Survival strategies for the Hengshan Village promotional video
- Ch 025 Survival strategies for watching dramas on livestream
- Ch 026 Survival strategies for the aftermath of the model competition
- Ch 027 Survival stories of the drama crew doctor & Hengshan Village
- Ch 028 Survival strategies for the sports meet
- Ch 029 Survival strategies for the tug-of-war competition
- Ch 030 Survival strategies for the advertisement shoot (1)
- Ch 031 Survival strategies for the advertisement shoot (2)
- Ch 032 Survival strategies for the dream sunroom (1)
- Ch 033 Survival strategies for the dream sunroom (2)
- Ch 034 Survival strategies for the dream sunroom (3)
- Ch 035 Survival strategies for the dream sunroom (4)
- Ch 036 Survival guide for living alone
- Ch 037 Survival strategies for the 1 million follower livestream
- Ch 038 Survival strategies for the milk tea inspection
- Ch 039 Survival strategies for the teacher's audition
- Ch 040 Survival strategies for a thunderstorm
- Ch 041 Survival strategies for watching the rival's variety show
- Ch 042 Survival strategies for song recording (1)
- Ch 043 Survival strategies for song recording (2)
- Ch 044 Survival strategies against fraud
- Ch 045 Survival strategies for the red carpet (1)
- Ch 046 Survival strategies for the red carpet (2)
- Ch 047 Survival strategies for the two-on-two competition (1)
- Ch 048 Survival strategies for the two-on-two competition (2)
- Ch 049 Survival strategies for receiving benefits
- Ch 050 Survival strategies for the dating show (1)
- Ch 051 Survival strategies for the dating show (2)
- Ch 052 Surviving on a new film set
- Ch 053 Safety precautions for filming in the mountains
- Ch 054 Survival actions for escaping (1)
- Ch 055 Survival actions for escaping (2)
- Ch 056 Life-saving & escape techniques for assistants
- Ch 057 Essential survival skills for an assistant
- Ch 058 Survival strategies for moving and navigating a dating show sequel
- Ch 059 Life-saving measures for the continuation of the dating show (1)
- Ch 060 Life-saving measures for the continuation of the dating show (2)
- Ch 061 Survival strategies for a fashion reality show (1)
- Ch 062 Survival strategies for a fashion reality show (2)
- Ch 063 Survival strategies for a fashion reality show (3)
- Ch 064 Life-saving measures for the assistant during live broadcast
- Ch 065 Safety measures for a haunted house (non-scary)
- Ch 066 Safety measures after participating in a variety show
- Ch 067 Safety measures for getting vaccinated
- Ch 068 Safety measures for magazines and variety shows
- Ch 069 Safety measures for travellers (1)
- Ch 070 Safety measures for travellers (2)
- Ch 071 Essential safety tips for travellers and participants in dance variety shows
- Ch 072 Essential safety tips for participants in dance variety shows
- Ch 073 Safety measures for the magazine release and 1000 lucky winner spots
- Ch 074 Safety measures to prevent robbery (1)
- Ch 075 Safety measures to prevent robbery (2)
- Ch 076 Safety measures to prevent robbery (3)
- Ch 077 Safety measures to prevent robbery (4)
- Ch 078 Safety measures for the broadcast of "The Evil Consort" (1)
- Ch 079 Safety measures for the broadcast of "The Evil Consort" (2)
- Ch 080 Safety measures for extras (1)
- Ch 081 Safety measures for extras (2)
- Ch 082 Safety measures for giving red envelopes
- Ch 083 Safety measures for rehearsals (with romantic scenes)
- Ch 084 Safety measures for rehearsals (2)
- Ch 085 Safety measures for using hand warmers (1)
- Ch 086 Safety measures for using hand warmers (2) (including romantic scenes)
- Ch 087 Romantic scenes
- Ch 088 Safety measures in the medical drama crew (1)
- Ch 089 Safety measures in the medical drama crew (2) (with romantic scenes)
- Ch 090 Safety measures for the finale of "Chasing Dream" (1) (consider it as gossip, mwah)
- Ch 091 Safety measures for the finale of "Chasing Dream" (2)
- Ch 092 Safety measures for a dining show
- Ch 093 Safety measures for staying up on New Year's Eve (1) (with romantic scenes)
- Ch 094 Safety measures for staying up on New Year's Eve (2) (with romantic scenes)
- Ch 095 Safety measures for promoting a baby product (1)
- Ch 096 Safety measures for promoting a baby product (2)
- Ch 097 Safety measures for behind-the-scenes of car commercials (1)
- Ch 098 Safety measures for behind-the-scenes of car commercials (2) (Sentimental)
- Ch 099 Safety measures for assassins (1)
- Ch 100 Safety measures for assassins (2)
- Ch 101 Safety measures for a secret agent
- Ch 102 Safety measures for villa living
- Ch 103 Safety measures for dealing with historical controversies
- Ch 104 Safety measures for the birthday broadcast
- Ch 105 Safety measures for bodyguards (1)
- Ch 106 Safety measures for bodyguards (2)
- Ch 107 Safety measures for bodyguards (3)
- Ch 108 Safety measures for father-son dynamics
- Ch 109 Safety measures for good people
- Ch 110 Safety measures in the wilderness (1)
- Ch 111 Safety measures in the wilderness (2)
- Ch 112 Safety measures in the wilderness (3)
- Ch 113 Safety measures for award ceremonies (Finale)
- Ch 114 Extra: Dating and Marriage Variety Show (1)
- Ch 115 Extra: Dating and Marriage Variety Show (2)
- Ch 116 Extra: Wedding preparations
- Ch 117 Extra: Safety measures for weddings
- Ch 118 Extra: Survive for 90 days as the soul of Consort Xian (1)
- Ch 119 Extra: Survive for 90 days as the soul of Consort Xian (2)
- Ch 120 Extra: Safety measures for couples' reality shows (1)
- Ch 121 Extra: Safety measures for couples' reality shows (2)
- Ch 122 Extra: ‘Chasing Dreams’, 10 years later (1)
- Ch 123 Extra: ‘Chasing Dreams’, 10 years later (2) (End?)