"I want to dig a hole and bury myself."
"Take me with you."
"Take me too."
"And me."
The four men from East, South, North and West crouched in a circle in the corner, hanging their heads in despair.
North Guardian: "Where the hell do you think the Leader has run off to?"
"If we knew where he was, would we still be here with you crouching in the corner?" West Guardian gave him a blank look and said unpleasantly.
North Guardian shrugged his nose resentfully and muttered, "Why are you guys accompanying me? It's me who should accompany you guys."
"......" Is that even the point here? West Guardian looked at him helplessly and let out a long sigh, "Ai——an idiot turns out to look like this!"
North Guardian was speechless. You don't have to be so blatantly sarcastic about it, okay?
East Guardian: "Don't bicker in broad daylight, you two."
When West Guardian heard what he said, he immediately called out in displeasure, "What does my bickering with him have to do with day and night?"
The corners of East Guardian's mouth slightly twitched. "There is no connection." In the end, he added, "I almost forgot, you two never distinguish between day and night when bickering with each other."
West Guardian: "......"
North Guardian had an innocent look on his face. But why did he seem to hear someone scolding him......
At this moment, South Guardian, who had been silent, spoke up, "I think that if you want to know the Leader's whereabouts, you should go and find Madam."
"Madam is right next door. There is no need to look for her." North Guardian responded with a smile.
Then East and West caught sight of South Guardian's motionless face that never moved even when Mount Tai collapsed, suddenly moved fiercely, or to be precise, there was a momentary distortion to his expression.
"Lil South!" East Guardian patted South Guardian's shoulder and said seriously, "Don't be disappointed in humans. You should know that there are three kinds of people in this world. One kind of person is particularly calm when things happen, like you, and the other kind of person particularly becomes idiotic when things happen to him, like him."
North Guardian opened his mouth to argue, but South Guardian beat him to it, "What about the third kind of people?"
"The third kind of person becomes inhuman when things go wrong, and as for the example, I don't need to say more, do I?" East Guardian gave the South and West duo an unspoken look. As for North Guardian, there was no hope of having a tacit understanding with him in this life. So let's just wait for them to become relatives in their next life before they could have a mutual understanding.
South and West pair took a hint from East Guardian's look. The third type of person was not that rare as one was just next door. [T/C]
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When the four people from South, East, North, and West risked being recognised by Murong Yunshu and poked their heads into the Jiugua House to find out where Chu Changge was, a very bizarre scene was unfolding there――
"Do you want to eat?"
"Where is this place?"
"Do you want to eat?"
"Where is this place?"
"Are you going to eat or not?!"
"Where the hell is this place?"
"......eat!"
Silence.
"Well, at least take a bite."
Silence.
"Just a small bite."
Silence.
"I'm begging you, will you please take a bite? If you don't, that woman will eat me alive."
"Which woman?"
"What other woman could there be? There's only one woman for you, and what other woman would care about you besides her? Oh, yes, you don't remember the past now. It doesn't matter. You'll know which woman it is when it gets dark."
"Why wait until it's dark?"
"Because you'll be back to normal when it gets dark."
A bewildered look.
"Oh, don't get me wrong. What I mean by normal is from that woman's point of view. From my point of view, you're actually quite normal and fine now. After dark, you become the opposite of the person you are now, which is abnormal. In other words, what I mean by normal is abnormal, but this abnormal means normal for you. Can you understand this explanation?"
After three seconds of silence, Chu Changge looked left and right, his face expressionless. "Can I have a human speaker?"
"......" Did you genuinely lose your memory? How come your ability to strike back at other people didn't even slip your mind......
The four people from South, East, North and West lying on top of the wall watching the fun almost suffered internal injuries from holding in their laughter. Sure enough, no matter what kind of environment the Leader was in, he could put himself in an unassailable position while unconsciously inflicting injuries on other people.
At that moment, a laid-back voice came from not far away, "Still refusing to eat?"
South, East, North and West instantly acted like they had met their greatest enemy and almost fell off the wall. Although it was the Leader's command to play missing at the beginning, in front of this third kind of people, this person usually ignored the reason, and the result would be this person's critical point. Especially when the reason for him to do it was her, 'his wife'. Outsiders like them couldn't escape the fate of being cannon fodder.
But to the surprise of the South, East, North and West, this time, they guessed wrong.
"Are you planning to starve yourself to death by not eating?" Murong Yunshu asked as she calmly looked at Chu Changge.
Chu Changge glanced at Li Wunai, who was carrying the food and then raised his eyes to meet Murong Yunshu's. "Who are you?"
"Your master." Murong Yunshu answered indifferently.
Boy, she's serious! Li Wunai was so shocked that his hand shook, and the bowl fell. Fortunately, he was quick and caught the bowl in mid-air. "Amitabha." He muttered in terror.
Murong Yunshu glanced at him with a look that said he was an idiot and said nothing. Then, she turned her eyes to look at Chu Changge once again. Please read this chapter at xinshou blogspot com.
Li Wunai resentfully scratched the back of his bare head. He didn't know why he suddenly came up with the phrase 'Amitabha'. Could you have been influenced by the bald person and his bald descendants? Bah, bah, bah, what bald person and his bald descendants! It should be the apprentices and their followers! Virtue is indeed contagious. If you have lived under the same roof with some people for a long time, some bad words will always pop up in your head unconsciously.
Thinking of this, Li Wunai couldn't help but look sorrowfully at Murong Yunshu, pitying his two years of cultivation, all ruined by her. The Jiugua House was indeed not a place for a monk to stay!
Sensing Li Wunai's gaze, Murong Yunshu glanced at him again indifferently. "Is there any problem?"
Li Wunai: "No!"
Murong Yunshu raised her left eyebrow as she stared at him for a long time before saying, "If you don't have a problem, then keep feeding him."
"......" How can she still remember this! Li Wunai wanted to cry but had no choice but to hold the bowl with both hands and bring it to Chu Changge while saying in a disciplined manner, "Please have your meal, Patron."
Chu Changge frowned strangely. This guy just now was acting like, 'I'll kill you if you don't eat'. How come he suddenly changed his attitude to 'begging his grandson to have a bite'?
Li Wunai saw that Chu Changge had no intention of taking the food, and when he looked at Murong Yunshu's calm face, his heart suddenly went cold. The calmness on some people's faces was the same as the calm before the storm!
This was terrible. Li Wunai hastily laughed dryly and began to mumble to himself. "You don't like the food, do you? Well, I also think the food is a bit vegetarian. It's just green vegetables and radishes and doesn't even look appetising. How about adding some meat to it? Yes, a bit of meat." Li Wunai nodded as he spoke, then looked at Murong Yunshu. "Please add some meat. Beef, sheep and pig meat are fine. But chicken meat will also be alright if you don't have any of those."
Murong Yunshu smiled faintly at him, highlighting the five words she would say relatively lightly, "Do you want human meat?"
Li Wunai suddenly had a chill down his back and smiled awkwardly, "You should ask him that question. The one who's going to eat them is him......him."
Murong Yunshu: "The person who eats is him, but the person who will provide the meat is you. I think it's appropriate to ask you after all."
"......people still have to eat. Can't you stop being so bloody? Besides, you're not going to ask if the pig will agree when you want to provide him with pork."
At these words, Murong Yunshu raised her eyebrows, pondered for a moment, and then nodded. "That's right. I didn't even ask the pig for its permission, let alone you."
Li Wunai frowned. Why did her words sound so sarcastic?
"The physician said you can't eat meat." Murong Yunshu carelessly said as she glanced at Chu Changge.
As if he had not heard her words, Chu Changge stared at her for a long time before stating, "I have seen you before."
Murong Yunshu: "I'm glad you still remember."
"But I don't remember who you are." Chu Changge said. [+]
Murong Yunshu: "I am your master."
"You're comparing me to a pig?!" It was then that Li Wunai exclaimed with a dissatisfied face.
"It seems there is still a certain gap between you and a pig." Murong Yunshu responded indifferently.
Li Wunai: "What do you mean there's a gap between a pig and me?! It's the pig, and I have a gap......no, no......it's me and the pig......the pig and me......wait, what with this me and the pig, the pig and me thing? You almost got me there!"
Murong Yunshu rolled her eyes at him and turned to continue speaking with Chu Changge, "You still have a quarter of an hour to go."
Chu Changge looked puzzled. A quarter of an hour for what?
"To eat." Murong Yunshu said indifferently.
Seeing that Chu Changge still did not understand, Li Wunai kindly added, "In another quarter of an hour, you will have to start work."
Chu Changge: "Start work?"
"You're going to be a waiter." Li Wunai did not hide that he was taking pleasure in Chu Changge's misfortune.
Chu Changge: "......"
"If you're not going to eat, he'll go to the brothel entrance to hustle customers." Murong Yunshu was all aloof and calm.
Chu Changge gave Li Wunai a very cooperative look. "You can start now."
Li Wunai turned speechless as if someone had choked him. He sighed deeply, looked at the sky, and then left angrily. Is this the so-called couple with one heart? Even when you have lost your memory, you can still unite with her to become a double sword that wreaks havoc on the country and the people!
After Li Wunai left, Murong Yunshu raised her voice and asked, "Are you guys planning to take root on top of the wall?"
Chu Changge was surprised at her words. He had long since discovered that there were people in the dark, but he had not expected that she could also notice it.
The four people, East, South, North and West, let out a long sigh in unison. With a heavy, solemn feeling like they were going to die, they jumped off the wall and obediently stood in front of Murong Yunshu with an 'I am guilty' look.
Murong Yunshu lifted her eyes and said indifferently, "I trust you have been well since we last met."
I am unwell, very unwell. The South, East, North and West's heads hung even lower.
Murong Yunshu looked sideways at them for a moment and then instructed, "Since you have returned, join Li Wunai by going to the brothel to receive customers."
The corners of the four people's mouths began to twitch irregularly, one after another.
Lu-er kindly reminded her, "Miss, men can't pick up customers. They can only be solicitors."
Murong Yunshu raised her eyebrows. "Can't men dress up as women?"
"......"
"They're not bad looking either."
"......" Lu-er looked at South, East, North and West with a sympathetic expression. I've tried my best. Now the four of you are on your own.
South, East, North and West turned to look at Chu Changge. Leader, say something.
Chu Changge then looked at Murong Yunshu. This woman is very much to my liking.
Noob Translator's Musing
I miss seeing them all together.
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